| -------------------------------------- ------------------ A Pub With No Beer by Gordon Parsons It's lonesome away from your kindred and all By the campfire at night where the wild dingos call But there's nothin' so lonesome, so dull or so drear Than to stand in the bar of a pub with no beer Now the publican's anxious for the quota to come There's a faraway look on the face of the bum The maid's gone all cranky and the cook's acting queer What a terrible place is a pub with no beer Gordon Parsons ___________________ ----------------------- THE BEER SOLFEGE by M. Beam ---------------- Sung to "Do Re Mi" from The Sound of Music DOUGH... the stuff, that buys me beer RAY..... the guy that sells me beer ME...... the one, who drinks the beer FAR..... a long run to get beer SO...... I'll have another beer LA...... La la la la la beer TEA...... no thanks, I'm drinking beer That will leave me with no DOUGH..... M.Beam Be a Beer Muse. Send your poems/stories to webmaster@beernexus.com ---- |
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