| --------------------------------------------- B. B. Lynch Instead of beerI tried a new drink, a mojito. It was good, I had two, I thought "neato!" I chased it with wine, THAT was not mighty fine, And this morning I'm feeling like "sheet-o." -------------------------- Pablo Saborio It feels good not being an artist no language to impress philosophical thoughts on cheese a bit guilty of the next beer depleting bank account it feels good to walk on snow so crisp and pure drinking the next beer getting drunk and all the rest . ------------------------------ Rob Benecourt I like beer, more Than the average man, And I drink it when I can, Imagining a subtle Undertow, sweeping The sand from beneath My feet, leaving me Feeling sunken Into a peace Delivered only by A flesh-first confrontation With the sympathetic Fever of a beer at twilight. ------------------------ Dave Hollas There once was a vampire, lived not far from here, He ate chocolate biscuits and drank home brew beer. The biscuits made him fat. The beer made him drunk. When he saw a mirror, he thought he was a hunk. As he had no reflection, the image was in his head. So he drank a lot more beer and staggered off to bed. ------------- Walace Wright There is a rule to drink, I think, A rule of three That you ‘ll agree With me Cannot be beat And tends our lives to sweeten: Drink ere you eat, And while you eat, And after you have eaten! . ------------- Susan Khorn Here's to fighting, cheating, stealing and drinking. If you fight, may you fight for a brother. If you cheat, may you cheat death. If you steal, may you steal a lady's heart. And if you drink, may you drink with me. ------------ ------------------------ Special thanks all for sending in the poems! Be a Beer Muse. Send your poems/stories to webmaster@beernexus.com |
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