| --------------------------------------------- Phil A. Growler When he sampled a glass of Coor's Light A beer geek got very uptight He wrote them this letter: "If I didn't know better This tastes like the stuff from sewers might!" -------------------------- In Kent there's a young English lass Whose preference is hand pumped draught Bass But she slugs down so many In the pub there's not any More room for her giant fat ...! ----------------------- On the breasts of a barmaid in Swale Were tattooed the prices of ale And on her behind For the sake of the blind Was the same information in braille! ------------------------------ In Kent there's a young English lass Whose preference is hand pumped draught Bass But she slugs down so many In the pub there's not any More room for her giant fat ...! --------------------------- A beer loving drinker named Ritter Was especially fond of draught bitter Since he drank way too much His condition was such That he stumbled and fell in the .......! ------------------------ Special thanks to Phil for sending in all the limericks Be a Beer Muse. Send your poems/stories to webmaster@beernexus.com |
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