-------------------------------------------------------- Green Bottled Beer by Boris Salva Don't give me no green bottled beer The light has destroyed the flavor I can't drink it, it brings me to tears Green bottled beer is nothing to savor What have they done? They've destroyed the hops Drink' in green bottled beer is no fun -________________________________________ Why One Drinks Beer by Rocky Run If all be true that I do think, There be Five Reasons why one should Drink; Good friends, good beer, or being dry, Or lest we should be by-and-by, Or any other reason why. ------------------------------------- Happy Hour by JJ Bittts Four-fifty for a martini And a buck and a half for a beer Happy hour, Happy hour, Happy hour is here And when the hour ends I'll go home and take myself out another nice, cold beer. Be a Beer Muse. Send your poems/stories to webmaster@beernexus.com -- |