| Biggest Beer Heist Ever Irish police were hunting for a beer bandit who stole 450 full kegs from the Guinness brewery - the largest heist ever at Ireland's largest brewer. Police said a lone man drove into the brewery on Wednesday and hitched his truck to a fully loaded trailer. Guinness representatives said the brewery had never suffered such a large theft before in its 248-year history. The raider took 180 kegs of Guinness stout, 180 kegs of U.S. lager Budweiser and 90 kegs of Danish beer Carlsberg. Guinness brews both of those foreign brands under license. Santa Drinks Beer - Oh No! Maine has barred the selling of Santa's Butt Winter Porter because its label depicts Santa Claus enjoying a pint of brew. The label with Santa might appeal to children, said Maine State Police Lt. Patrick Fleming. Shelton Brothers Distributing accuses the Maine Bureau of Liquor of censorship. ""Last year it was elves. This year it's Santa. Maybe next year it'll be reindeer," said Daniel Shelton, owner of the company. The label for the English-made Santa's Butt Winter Porter shows a view from behind of Santa Claus with a pint of beer in hand sitting on top of a barrel. The beer's name has a double meaning by referring to Santa's rear end and to the "butt" of beer, a term that designates a 126-gallon barrel |


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| Samuel Johnson “No, sir: There is nothing which has yet been contrived by man by which so much happiness is produced as by a good tavern or inn." Washington Irving "It is a fair wind that blew men to the ale." 1920's Anti-Temperance Slogan Why should mother go without her nourishing glass of Ale or Stout on washing day?" |
| Michael Jackson, Beer Hunter “"They didn't trademark everything back then. Now someone farts and they put a TM after it. Even Miller Lite says 'A Fine Pilsner Beer' on the label. It is a crime." From Cheers... “SAM: What'll you have Normie? NORM: Well, I'm in a gambling mood, Sammy. I'll take a glass of whatever comes out of that tap. SAM: Looks like beer, Norm. NORM: Call me Mister Lucky." |
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