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| You don't say..... In Arizona an obviously intoxicated person can only stay for 30 minutes at the establishment that recognized he was drunk. ------------------- In California it is illegal for producers of alcoholic beverages to list the names of retailers or restaurants that sell their products, whether it is in advertising or in newsletters...It is illegal to display alcoholic beverages within five feet of a cash register in a store that sells both alcohol and motor fuel. --------------------------- In Indiana it is illegal for liquor stores to sell milk or cold soft drinks. They can, however, sell soft drinks at room temperature….It is illegal to carry an alcoholic drink from the bar to a table - this can only be done by a waiter or waitress…Drinks "on the house" are illegal. -------------------------- In St. Louis, MO, it is illegal to sit on a street curb and drink beer from a bucket...It is illegal for any person under 21 to handle household trash with even one empty alcohol beverage container in it. ------------------------------- In Nebraska it is illegal for a bar to sell beer unless it is simultaneously brewing a kettle of soup. ---------------------------- In North Dakota beer and pretzels cannot be served at the same time in any bar or restaurant. ------------------------ In Texas the Encyclopedia Brittanica is banned because it contains a recipe for making homebrew...In Lefors, TX, it is illegal to take more than three sips of beer while standing |
| Get Gassed Israeli entrepreneurs reportedly have developed a beer that contains laughing gas. CNN reported Sunday that two Israeli chemical engineers have come up with a way of incorporating nitrous oxide into an imported Czech beer, obtained Health Ministry approval and plan to start selling the product once it is patented. According to the report, the beer is likely to cause its drinkers to laugh, though the amount of laughing gas bubbles the brew contains is small and they quickly leave the body. The entrepreneurs also plan to market a similar hybrid vodka. The projects elicited censure from Israel's Anti-Drug Authority, which noted that laughing gas is a controlled substance. Trade of the Season The Fullerton Flyers, an independent minor league baseball team recently traded for a pitcher from a team in Schaumburg, Ill. The Flyers acquired the pitcher by sending the Schaumburg team 60 cases of Budweiser. Why? The pitcher is Nigel Thatch, who is 0-3 in seven starts but is also the actor who played cocky athlete Leon in Budweiser commercials. "This trade was a bargain for us," Fullerton General Manager Ed Hart told the Chicago Tribune, "Nigel really gave us a unique presence in the sports marketplace. |
| Ya gotta love these guys |
| Mickey Spillane “"Mike Hammer drinks beer because I can't spell cognac." Homer Simpson Bart: "Can I get you a beer, Dad?" Lisa: "No, I want to get him a beer!" Homer: "Kids, kids. You can BOTH get me a beer..' |
| Oscar Wilde "I have made an important discovery that alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, produces all the effects of intoxication." Tom Barks “Spilling your beer is the worst form of alcohol abuse .” |
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