5 Rules of Beer Drinking 1.After your tenth beer, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence. 2. If you owe someone twenty dollars or less, you may pay them back in beer. 3. If you bring Old Milwaukee to a party, you must drink at least two cans of it before you start drinking the good beer someone else brought. 4. Asking a bartender what beers are on tap when the handles are right in front of you is the equivalent of saying, “I'm an idiot.” 5. If there is ever any confusion, the fuller beer is yours. |
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Daytona Beach Bans Brews One of the famed Spring Break destination spots has gone full circle by making it illegal to drink a beer outside the store where it was bought. Open containers or consumption of alcohol outside any business that sells beer, wine or liquor can now bring in a $500 fine and up to 60 days in jail. |
George Washington's Beer Recipe (Note: Following this recipe exactly will result in a beer with an alcohol content of about 11 percent) Take a large siffer full of bran hops to your taste-boil these 3 hours. Then strain our 30 gall[o]n into a cooler put in 3 gall[o]n molasses while the beer is scalding hot or rather draw the molasses into the cooler. Strain the beer on it while boiling hot, let this stand till it is little more than blood warm. Then put in a quart of ye[a]st if the weather is very cold cover it over with a blank[et] let it work in the cask-Leave the bung open till it is almost done working-Bottle it that day week it was brewed." (Recipe courtesy Precious Book Department, New York Public Library. Spelling and punctuation have been left in their original form.) |
Ya gotta love these guys Washington Irving- They who drink beer will think beer. Noel Coward - "I'm not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop." NF Simpson - "Reality is an illusion created by a lack of alcohol." Robert Benchley - "I know I'm drinking myself to a slow death, but then I'm in no hurry." |